Taken from
'coz she made it look fun.
1) How old do you wish you were?
Eighteeen Eighteeen Eighteeeeeeen
EIGHTY-FIVE.
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Mrs. Alexander's third grade English class, spooked out by the fact that everyone was getting called up to leave.
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Give them more money. 8D
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Sometimes I'm a beast.
Sometimes I'm just a gentle giant.
5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
mewithoutYou lyrics in teal on my ankle.
Wouldn't be able to decide between "Carousels," "O, Porcupine," or "In a Sweater Poorly Knit," though.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
RUSSIAN. YES.
Their consonants sound oddly pretty to me~
7) Do you know your neighbours?
No; I'm afraid they all think I'm a terrible influence upon their precious little darlings.
8) What do you consider a holiday?
IHOP's free pancake day. Its coming up on 24th of February.
9) Do you follow your horoscope?
I can't force myself to believe that everyone born at the same time as me will FIND LOOOOOOOVEEEEE on the same day. So no.
10) Would you move for the person you loved?
Yes, probably. Yes.
11) Are you touchy feely?
YES INDEED I AM
I CAN'T STAND NOT TOUCHING PEOPLE
I link arms with girls and squish boys' faces.
I really am like a Grandmother.
12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
I LIKE SMART GUYS.
MIRACLES HAPPEN, OKAY?
13) Dream job?
High School Art Teacher. 8D
Even in a foreign country if I could.
14) Favorite channel(S)?
...Actually, I'm afraid I don't have one.
15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
Downtown, or Fuel Cybercafe when someone good is playing. 8D
16) Showers or Baths?
Showers!
17) Do you paint your nails?
What nails? Oh, you mean these chipped, achy cuticles on the tips of my fingers? I don't think paint would fit on them.
18) Do you trust people easily?
Too easily.
"O HAI WANNA COME HANG OUT IN MY VAN? I GOT CANDY"
"SURE MAN, YOU GOT TWIX?"
"YEAHSURE"
"AWESOME! *hops in*"
19) What are your phobias?
I can't say that I really have any.
I don't like heights so much.
20) Do you want kids?
OVER 9000.
21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
Yosh, but all the juicy stuff goes on livejournal.
22) Where would you rather be right now?
Jenny's, Whitney's.
I could walk to Jenny's but I've already showed up unannounced once this week.
23) Heavy or light sleeper?
MY HEART IS HEAVY AND LIGHT.
24) Are you paranoid?
"So, uh, you've got a freckle on your eye"
"OH CRAP MAN I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VISION? FFFUUUUUUU---"
25) Are you impatient?
Stop asking stupid questions, I've got to get this over with.
26) Who can you relate to?
Whit and Jiffy. And See-Ess-Loo-Ess.
27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
FTW, BABY.
28) Have you been burned by love?
Oh baby, it burns.
29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
"Breathe" by Frou Frou, I think.
I need to load my new music on there.
30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Sleeping.
31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
"Not cancerous!?"
32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Ny own.
33) What color shirt are you wearing?
Yellow. Yay showbread.
34) Why is there no question here
POR QUE MARIAAAAAAAAA.
35) Name three things you have on you at all times~?
Some form of moleskine, necklace and undies.
36) What color are your bed sheets?
Maroon-ish. They match my cool damask target bedding.
37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
Too much for my own good. D:!
38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
The chicken.
39) What's your favorite town/city?
Dallas, Texas. The it is beautiful and sunny and perfect and I'm convinced that it is the awesomest place ever.
40) I can't wait till?
Present: New semester.
Near-Future: Summer.
Future: EIGHTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN.
41) Who got you to join myspace?
Honestly? Ty. I couldn't see his pictures without one.
42) What did you have for dinner last night?
HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS. AKA JESUS IN A CEREAL.
43) How tall are you barefoot?
...Five-eleven.
I know, I'm ginormous.
44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
...?
I thought that was an injection?
45) Do you own a gun?
No.
46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Anything, really.
47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
MY MISLEADING MATURITY.
When its time to go for the win, I drop the "Hey I'm 15" bomb.
Critical hit every time.
48) Do you have A.D.D.?
Yosh.
49) What time did you wake up today?
Ungh...?
50) Current worry?
Wait, I have a Pre-Cal final tomorrow. I despise Pre-Cal.
51) Current hate?
I just told you. Pre-Cal.
52) Favorite place to be?
This makes me think of John Reuben.
53) Where would you like to travel?
I want to be cool like my fifth grade English teacher and backpack across Europe.
54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
Somewhere in a tent with like, fifteen babies and an army of ferrets.
55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
I no longer sing in the shower.
56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Uhm. Uh.
57) Worst injury you've ever had?
...I fell off of an overturned Lego bucket when I was four.
...air-guitaring to "Shine" by the Newsboys.
58) Does someone have a crush on you?
Aww man, I'm too chicken to click those ads on myspace.
I AM DOOMED TO BE FOREVER IGNORANT OF LOVE.
59) What's your favorite candy?
Twix. Om nom nom.
60) What song is stuck in your head?
I've got a killer headache right now, man.